2013 New York Jets
*Sigh*...where to begin with the New York Jets. How they managed to win six games last year is beyond me. This preview is tough for me to do, because it’s making me choose between my head and my heart. I have lived in New York my whole life, so I want the Jets to do well so bad. My head is telling me that unfortunately, this is a four win team. However, that isn’t my prediction, because my heart is telling me...that four wins is four too many. Just kidding. It’s only three too many. That’s right, the 2013 New York Jets will go 1-15! I really don’t have anything to say about this sorry mess of a team. They are simply awful. That game last year when they beat Arizona 7-6 was one of the worst displays of football I’ve ever seen in my life. Rex Ryan will be fired immediately after the season at the very latest. Mark Sanchez will be replaced within the first...six games of the season, let’s say. I’m not even hopeful about the future because I’m not a fan of Geno Smith. Fellow AFC East rookie quarterback EJ Manuel, I believe, is better than Smith, and will have a better career than Smith. That’s all I have to say. The only thing left to do is for you to try and guess which one game the Jets are going to win all year! Here’s the schedule for you.
Schedule
Week 1: L vs TB (Revis returns, not needed since NYJ have no receivers worth his time)
Week 2: L at NE (on short week, no less. i would take NE still if the line was -25.5)
Week 3: L vs BUF
Week 4: L at TEN (could be win, but on road, they will screw it up)
Week 5: L at ATL (in ATL. on MNF. why is this even on TV.)
Week 6: L vs PIT
Week 7: L vs NE (Tebow will outperform any Jets QB no matter where he plays)
Week 8: L at CIN (the 6-3 game that will make us scratch our eyes out)
Week 9: L vs NO (the 55-3 game that will make us scratch our eyes out)
Week 10: Bye (Most successful week of the season so far)
Week 11: L at BUF (can they do it? go 0-16?)
Week 12: L at BAL
Week 13: L vs MIA (75% there...)
Week 14: W vs OAK (NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
Week 15: L at CAR
Week 16: L vs CLE
Week 17: L at MIA
If you picked Oakland as your sucker, then congratulations! The best news about this whole nightmare of a season: THE JETS WILL GET CLOWNEY OUT OF SOUTH CAROLINA WITH THE NUMBER ONE PICK IN THE DRAFT. Then, suddenly, this will be a complete, young, fierce defense. Unfortunately, the offense will still blow chunks.
Bold Prediction: Is picking them to go 1-15 even bold? No? Ok...how about this. Antonio Cromartie will finish in the top 5 on the Jets in TDs scored this season (not counting QB, of course).
Next preview: we head to the AFC North, and the defending Super Bowl champions.
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