Sunday, January 19, 2014

2013 NFL Conference Championship Preview


Conference Championship Preview

HERE WE GO. The matchups that we all wanted. After a surprisingly pedestrian second round, I feel that we are left with the four best teams in the league. Sunday will be a historic day of games, with the two best contests that we could ever ask for. The first game is between the Patriots and Broncos for the AFC Championship, which means one thing: Brady vs Manning. Every time these two quarterbacks take the field, something special happens, and now we have a battle for a Super Bowl berth. Afterward, on the other side, we have the NFC will-be war between the 49ers and the Seahawks up in Seattle. To say that there will be blood is an understatement; I’m expecting at least two major injuries, including at least one concussion. These are the two most physical teams in the league, playing for the third time this season, and they absolutely hate each other. This year, the crowd in Seattle has set a world record for noise, and reportedly last week caused an EARTHQUAKE on Marshawn Lynch’s final touchdown run. The Niners have been blown out the last two times they went up to the Pacific Northwest, and Kaepernick, as good as he has looked in two playoff games, was utterly overmatched against the Legion of Boom secondary. There’s nothing left to say; each of these teams are so even with their opponents, that literally anything could happen. So instead of making long drawn-out paragraphs about each game, I’m just going to give my picks with my statistical predictions. I’m ready for two absolutely epic games.

NE (+5.5) vs DEN - Before you freak out and think I’m a traitor, I’m not picking the Patriots to win. I would never do that. But even I am not so blind to disrespect Tom Brady and Bill Belichick to think that they won’t stay within five points of Denver. The Pats are playing incredible football right now with the run and pass and I’m terrified that they are going to win this game outright. But I’m not going against my boy Peyton against the team I hate. Here are my stat predictions:

Brady: 21-33, 289 yds, 2 TD, INT
Manning: 24-37, 332 yds, 3 TD, INT

Blount: 13 rush, 41 yds
Ridley: 5 rush, 24 yds, TD, fumble
Vareen: 3 rush, 13 yds, 5 rec, 37 yds, TD
Moreno: 16 rush, 74 yds, TD

Edelman: 8 rec, 84 yds, TD
D Thomas: 5 rec, 72 yds
Decker: 4 rec, 81 yds, TD
Welker: 6 rec, 53 yds, TD
J Thomas: 4 rec, 62 yds, TD

Final Score: New England 27, Denver 31

SF vs SEA (-3.5) - While I don’t think that this game will be a blowout, I think the Seahawks continue their trend of kicking the 49ers’ asses physically at home and punching them in the mouth. The fans will cause another earthquake and break their own noise world record with the Super Bowl on the line. Kaepernick and the Niners will be forced to keeping burning useless timeouts from not being able to hear anything. The matchup to watch are the receivers for San Fran against the secondary of Seattle, and if thought the jawing between the 49ers and Carolina was bad last week, you ain’t seen nothing yet! This game will be electric all the way around, but when it comes down to it, I think that Russell Wilson will play his best game in two months, and make the big plays by moving around with his legs when it matters most.

Kaepernick: 14-26, 176 yds, TD, 2 INT, 34 rush yds
Wilson: 16-24, 202 yds, TD, fumble, 41 rush yds

Gore: 19 rush, 76 yds, TD
Lynch: 23 rush, 121 yds, 2 TD

Crabtree: 5 rec, 51 yds
Davis: 3 rec, 40 yds, TD
Tate: 7 rec, 90 yds, TD

Final Score: San Francisco 17, Seattle 24

Lock of the Week: NE (+5.5)
Performance of the Week: Marshawn Lynch, SEA

Surprise of the Week: Super Bowl will be Denver vs Seattle. Let’s go.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

2013 NFL Divisional Round Preview


Divisional Round Preview

What a wild (card) weekend! Three of the four games were fabulous and exciting, and the outcomes were just as thrilling as three underdogs (if you include the Colts, who  were bet down to +2.5 by the time Saturday rolled around) were victorious. I was 2-0 in my AFC picks (Colts and Chargers), but 0-2 predicting the NFC (Eagles and Packers). The latter two teams were my eventual NFC Championship Game matchup, so I’m automatically 0-2 in advance for this weekend already, but maybe I’ll get the weekly picks correct. So here are some quick thoughts about the opening round before I preview our upcoming games.

First, what a comeback by the Indianapolis Colts! Andrew Luck, after starting out miserably, led a phenomenal comeback from 28 points down to eventually win a surprising shootout, 45-44. In that final quarter and a half, we all witnessed the potential greatness that has yet to come from Luck, who is said to be the best quarterback prospect since Manning and Elway. He obviously still has a lot of growth and learning to do, but the display of heart, determination, and poise he showed as a second-year QB was awe-inspiring. He has all the skill and intangibles to become one of the greatest ever, and while he is nowhere near that point yet, that upside is real. The two plays from Saturday’s game to prove that were his fumble recovery into a touchdown that displayed his presence of mind, and his final touchdown pass to T.Y. Hilton which was an absolute laser beam off his arm. I’ve been raving for a year and a half about how it was the right choice to take him over RGIII, and with that performance last Saturday, I believe that argument has been officially put to rest. Congratulations to Andrew Luck on his first playoff win, and there will be many more to come. As for the Chiefs, that loss is inexcusable. An offense that was underwhelming all year had put up 38 points early in the third quarter without Jamaal Charles! Yes, they got bad luck from injuries, but for Alex Smith to be absolutely brilliant (which should not be forgotten) for a half and then not be able to get enough first downs just to keep the clock rolling late? I mean, they were up four touchdowns and then then couldn’t even move the ball! As dominating as their defense was during the season, they really blew it in this one. If the offense isn’t moving the ball and chewing clock, it’s up to the defense to create one final turnover (or at least enough stops) to put the nail in the coffin and stay alive in the playoffs. How did they disappear? Much blame has to be given to the play calling and clock management of Andy Reid (how many times have we said that before?), which ruined an awesome first half. In the end, the Colts made more plays at the end of the game, and they deserved to win. We saw their ceiling to close that game, and it is out of reach from anything Kansas City could do moving forward.

I’ll be able to sum up the other three games much more quickly. On Saturday night, New Orleans proved that they could win a road playoff game in a highly contested matchup with Philadelphia. The Eagles didn’t play up to their normal level from the past couple of months, but in the first playoffs for Nick Foles and Chip Kelly, they performed as well as can be expected. This year put Philly on the map, and they will have to be considered the NFC East favorites heading into next season. This game was more about the Saints, and Drew Brees overcoming a subpar game to still lead the team to victory at the end. Brees and Payton were better than Foles and Kelly, and also deserve to be playing this coming weekend. Unfortunately for them, they have to go back up to Seattle, where they really got their asses handed to them on a rowdy Monday Night. More on that game later on.

The Chargers played a very impressive game on Sunday afternoon in Cincinnati by taking down the Bengals 27-10. This was surprising to a lot of people, but not to me if you’ve read anything I’ve ever written. I picked them to win outright, and it was really quite obvious. San Diego was the “team of destiny” heading into the postseason, as the team that was insanely lucky just to be there, and those teams ALWAYS win in the first round. This is very similar to the NCAA tournament where one of the winners of the stupid play-in games continues their momentum into the main bracket. Additionally, the Bengals may win games in the regular season (many by beating inferior teams at home), but they had proven nothing in the playoffs, and have a knack of disappointing you when you actually think they might be good. I said this in the Week 16 game leading up to their loss to Pittsburgh on a nationally televised game. The combo of Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis cannot win a big game, and this was proven once again, even in a home game against an inferior opponent. I was actually more confident in Andrew Luck to win his playoff game when they were down 28 points than I was in Andy Dalton even when they were up 10-7 at the half. The Chargers are legitimately scary, and there’s a real chance they can take down Denver.

Finally, the 49ers and Packers ended the weekend with another nail-biter that ended the same way as their previous matchups: Colin Kaepernick (sleeveless!!!) taking control and winning the game. In incredibly frigid conditions, the Niners were tough enough to hang around and although Kaep did not have a great passing day, he was a menace on the ground, including the final third down run to get his team into field goal range. Aaron Rodgers and the Packers were stifled in the first half, and although they performed much better later on, they couldn’t quite finish it off. But don’t worry, Green Bay---your team is going to be in at least the NFC Championship Game next year, you can mark that down. One final note to all the debbie downers out there on television: Yes, of course the Packers held on that crazy escape play by Aaron Rodgers, but who cares? It doesn’t take away from the athleticism of Rodgers, and it didn’t cost the 49ers the game, so stop harping on it. And now, finally, to this week’s action.

NO vs SEA (-7.5) - Yeah, the win for the Saints was great. Whatever. This line was actually bet down to seven and a half because so many people are riding the Saints. These people will lose money. Have people forgotten the 34-7 beatdown that the Seahawks put on the Saints just a few weeks ago? The crowd in Seattle is probably going to set ANOTHER noise record now that it is the playoffs, and while a win in Philly is nice, traveling up to the Pacific Northwest is a whole different deal. The Seahawks feast on people there, and with everyone praising the Saints and especially the Niners, the dominance of the Hawks has actually gone under the radar. This will change immediately. I know I had the Seahawks losing to the Packers in my future playoff predictions last week, but that was exclusively because I think the Packers are terrifying, and they will be next year. I am not, however, afraid of the Saints. There are three lines this week of at least a touchdown, and this is the one I would feel most confident betting the favorite. It might not be another 27-point smackdown, but the Seahawks will be on point and take control early and often. Three turnovers for Brees, and only one for Russell Wilson, with three total touchdowns for the latter. New Orleans 17, Seattle 31

IND (+7) vs NE - I already gave all my praise to Andrew Luck and the Colts in the opening paragraphs, so I won’t continue that here. I really have no idea how this one is going to play out, but there is only one scenario I’m very confident about not happening: a Colts blowout win. The Patriots suffered ANOTHER major injury this week in losing Brandon Spikes, which is crushing to their front lines. I don’t know how they keep continuing to win time after time, but even I will say that the performances by Brady and Belichick this season have been masterful. The Pats have only lost in this round once with Brady (2010 to the J-E-T-S!), but I say that the Colts put up a fight, even if I think that they will ultimately fall short of taking down New England. But I’ll ask you this: after watching the Colts come back from down 28 to win a game outright, how big of a lead are you comfortable with the Patriots having without fearing that Andrew Luck can get back to within seven? I don’t know if there is one. And since that’s the case, I’m taking the Colts and the seven points. However, while Andrew Luck is and will be great, they won’t have enough firepower to keep pace. Brady will be surgical, and complete 70% of his passes with one of those quick QB sneaks for a touchdown. I’m predicting another big game (I was right about him in Week 17!) for Julian Edelman. Belichick will set his gameplan around stopping Hilton, so for the Colts, the guy who needs to step up for them to get a victory, besides Donald Brown, is Coby Fleener controlling the middle of the field. Indianapolis 27, New England 30

SF (-1.5) vs CAR - This is a pick completely with my head and not with my heart, because I want with all my heart for the Carolina Panthers to come out of the NFC. However, there is no way that we are going to have both one and two seeds in the conference championship games, and the 49ers have proven that they can win playoff games on the road. I’m confident in the Panthers because they already beat the Niners this year in San Fran, but they will be playing a much hotter team this time around and be with only a limited Steve Smith. Furthermore, I feel like we are destined to have a San Francisco vs Seattle NFC Championship. It’s going to happen, and I’m telling you to quite literally bet on it right now. The Carolina Panthers have had a miraculous transformation with the maturation of Cam Newton, the growth of balls by Ron Rivera, and the sudden scariness of their defense as a unit. As of right now they are my pick to face and lose to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship Game next year. But they aren’t build to win it all just yet. They are missing a couple of key pieces, namely a young stud receiver (sorry Brandon LaFell, you’re not that guy), and depth in the secondary. They will be back next year I have no doubt, but the 49ers are better than them right now, especially with Michael Crabtree back (early prediction: top 10 fantasy receiver next year). We are going to get a San Francisco vs Seattle round three, which will surely be just as thrilling as the first two. I’m picking the Niners, but will be rooting for the Panthers. I’ll take Cam with more rushing yards than Kaepernick, but Kaep with more total touchdowns. San Francisco 23, Carolina 17

SD (+9.5) vs DEN - It’s probably stupid that I’m betting against (at least, with the points) Brady and Manning at home in the playoffs. But odds are, one of these favorites is going to lose, and this is a big line. The Chargers are on a roll, and they just beat the Broncos in Denver a month ago. Sure, the circumstances have changed, but the point is that the line for that previous matchup was 9 points and San Diego won outright. Now you have the Bolts streaking, a recent road win in their matchup, the Peyton Manning playing outdoors factor, and the line is half a point higher? There is always a round two upset, and honestly, this game probably has the best potential to be it, for all the reasons listed above. I’m terrified that the Broncos might lose this game, but I don’t want to think that way because of how badly I want Peyton to win a second ring. Even if he does fall short of that goal, it can NOT be in his first game, at home against the once 5-7 Chargers. Their defense is soft without Von Miller in there, and we’re talking about a unit that couldn’t stop San Diego even when he was playing. The one scary aspect of this pick is going against the 600-point scoring Broncos, in the chill of the playoffs I don’t think Peyton has what it takes to simply run away from a team. The Chargers are going to hang around by controlling the clock and Philip Rivers being efficient, and I think they keep it close enough. In the end, I can’t call the upset because I’ll be rooting for Denver, but just know that I’ll be freaking out over this one until the game is over. There are always upsets this weekend and I ended up not picking any, but if there is one I think it will be one the AFC side. But hopefully not in this one. Rivers throws for 262 yards and 3 TDs, and Peyton will have 338 yards and 3 scores, two to Eric Decker. San Diego 24, Denver 31

Lock of the Week: SEA (-7)

Performance of the Week: Russell Wilson, Coby Fleener, Michael Crabtree, NaVorro Bowman, Eric Decker, Eric 
Weddle

Surprise of the Week: Golden Globe predictions! 12 Years a Slave wins for Best Drama and Best Actor, Wolf of Wall Street wins for Best Comedy and Best Actor. Go Leo!

Saturday, January 4, 2014

2013 NFL Playoff Predictions + Wild Card Weekend

Wild Card Weekend + Playoff Predictions

Happy New Year, and Happy Playoffs, football fans! After four months of waiting, we have finally reached 2014 and the first round of the NFL postseason. We were witnesses to history in Denver (Manning), scandal in New England (Hernandez), and many significant injuries along the way (Rodgers, Wayne, Gronkowski, etc). We saw the breakouts of Nick Foles (and Chip Kelly), the Carolina Panthers, Josh Gordon, Jamaal Charles, Alshon Jeffrey, and Zac Stacy; the resurgence of Philip Rivers, the New Orleans Saints, and almost Carson Palmer; and the demise of the Washington Redskins, Josh Freeman, and the Detroit Lions. Week 17 itself was pretty wild as expected, with dramatic wins and playoff berths for the Packers, Chargers, and Eagles. I will delve into the events of the regular season at a later time, but this piece is all about looking into the future. The playoffs start today with two great matchups: Chiefs vs Colts, and Saints vs Eagles. In this post, I’ll provide picks for all four of these weekend’s games (and go round by round each week) with some specific player predictions as well as a shot at the entire playoff picture right now to see how accurately I can bet on the next month of action. In my Official 2013 NFL Predictions from before the season, I correctly selected 7 out of the 12 playoff teams to make the postseason; I picked Denver and Seattle to be the number one seeds in their respective conferences which came true, and my best team pick was to take the Carolina Panthers to make the playoffs. Of course, I had plenty of bad picks too, but we’re not going to talk about that right now. Let’s get right into the week’s picks, and I’ll finish up with my predictions for the entire playoffs.

KC vs IND (+1.5) - When I looked at the line yesterday, the Colts were still favored by a point, but the line swung really dramatically right before the game. Either way, I’m taking the Colts, and not just because they convincingly won in KC a couple of weeks ago either. The Chiefs have been fairly predictable all year; they beat up on bad teams early on in the season, but really struggled down the stretch against playoff talent. The Colts have been exactly the opposite, getting blown out by the Rams, Bengals, and Cardinals, but also incredibly defeating the 49ers, Broncos, and Seahawks. The Colts step up against top teams, while the Chiefs falter. The key to beating Kansas City is to contain Jamaal Charles, and Indy has the manpower and the home crowd behind them. Andrew Luck has been unbelievable thus far in his career, and will continue to progress along his path to superstardom. Last year, he led the Colts to a Wild Card berth but lost his first playoff game against the eventual Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens. This year, he won the division, and will win his first playoff game. Indy gets ahead early on a defensive touchdown and never looks back, forcing Alex Smith to try to beat them. Smith will throw two touchdowns, but Andrew Luck will throw for 275 and have two touchdowns of his own. Donald Brown will also get into the end zone by reception, and Robert Mathis will have 1.5 sacks and a forced fumble. The Colts will move on to either Denver or New England. Kansas City 17, Indianapolis 24

NO vs PHI (-3) - This has less to do with Philly as it does with New Orleans’ immense struggles in the outdoors. The Saints are dominant at home, where they were 8-0 and were basically a lock for 30 points a game, but that won’t do much good as the six seed. They are a completely different team on the road, where they finished 3-5. Does a truly great team have a losing record on the road? I say no. Their three road wins? Tampa by two, before they were not atrocious; Chicago by eight, and Atlanta by four after they were atrocious. For some reason, they can’t perform nearly as well away from the Superdome, and don’t have Pierre Thomas for this game either. This is a bigger deal than you think, because Drew Brees has spent an extraordinary amount of time passing to his running backs Thomas and Sproles this season rather than his wide outs. The Eagles are red hot, and are riding Nick Foles and LeSean McCoy for all they are worth. Usually Drew Brees and Sean Payton are the QB-coach duo you think of when picturing a dynamic duo, but Foles and Kelly are quickly taking that title from them, especially outdoors. Big advantage for the Eagles with snow on the ground, and they will bring their blistering pace into Carolina next week. Brees has 350 yards and two touchdowns, but will have to throw it 53 times with two turnovers as well, including the dagger in the fourth quarter. Foles will have a more modest 284 yards and a TD or two, but the superstar day will be had by Shady. New Orleans 20, Philadelphia 31

SD (+7) vs CIN - How the hell did the Chargers even get in the playoffs? It took an incredible missed field goal, a ludicrous no-call, and major luck in overtime to barely get past the Kansas City second stringers. Then they received the necessary help with Baltimore and Miami each losing (Side note: what are you doing, Miami? They got shut out by the Bills and lost at home to Geno Smith to end the season, when one win would have got them in the playoffs). Pittsburgh should feel very slighted about missing out on the postseason, but in fairness, they were only 8-8, so they don’t have much beef. Anyway, the Chargers may be lucky to have gotten the six seed in the AFC, but they are a very dangerous squad. They have a tremendous advantage at the quarterback position which is a huge bonus in a road playoff game. They just beat the Broncos in Denver, so going into Cincinnati will not scare the Chargers one bit. The Bengals might have gone 8-0 at home, but if you’ve read my picks all season, you know that I am not sold on them. Even if they win a playoff game, which is something that Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis have never done, they are going to get throttled by New England next week, so what’s the fun in picking them. The Chargers are led by a playoff veteran and have already proved that they could go into Mile High and beat Peyton Manning, which is what they would have to do in the second round. I think Philip Rivers continues his bounce-back season and picks apart Cincy for 300 yards and three touchdowns, one each to Keenan Allen, Antonio Gates, and Ryan Matthews. Ryan Matthews (if healthy) and Danny Woodhead will combine for 7 catches and 150 rushing yards. On the other side, Andy Dalton will throw three interceptions, and if the Chargers are smart they will double team AJ Green all day. A possible x-factor for the Bengals: Giovani Bernard. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first playoff UPSET ALERT! San Diego 27, Cincinnati 14

SF vs GB (+3) - This is a tremendous matchup, especially now that Aaron Rodgers is back. I still have no idea how Green Bay got into the postseason; Aaron Rodgers missed almost half the season, as did Randall Cobb, while Clay Matthews has been out for an extended period of time as well. Yet they hung around in the suddenly awful NFC North and won miraculously in Chicago to end the season. Those three converted fourth downs were magnificent, especially the game-winning play from Rodgers to Cobb with under a minute to play. The Pack are going to go on in F-U mode at some point soon now that their QB is back; it will either be in these playoffs, or a run into late January next year. At full strength, their offense is terrifying with Rodgers, Lacy, Nelson, Jones, and Cobb. The tough part about this pick is that Colin Kaepernick has torched the Packers twice in a row now with his arms and legs, and the Niners are on a strong winning streak. After looking vulnerable early in the season, San Francisco has looked dominant the last few weeks, and almost stole the NFC West from the Seahawks. Michael Crabtree, while not lighting up the stat sheet, has provided depth for the passing attack that thus far was centralized around Vernon Davis and Anquan Boldin. The 49ers will be ready for a battle with the aforementioned studs and Frank Gore still pumping out first downs on the ground. There are two factors that swayed my decision to take the Cheeseheads, not including the fact that I hate the Niners and like the Packers: first, that it’s Aaron Rodgers playing at home; second, that it is going to be negative degrees in Lambeau Field on Sunday. People who say weather doesn’t make a difference in sports is kidding themselves; going from warm weather to negative temperature is a significant change. Give me the Packers to finally take down the 49ers in a clash worthy of being the NFC Championship Game. Kaepernick will have 324 total yards and a touchdown and turnover each. Frank Gore will have a throwback performance of 100 yards and a TD, but the defense will struggle if Rodgers can successfully spread them out wide. Aaron Rodgers will throw for 300 yards with two touchdowns, while Eddie Lacy will punch a touchdown in late in the game. Out of the three top Green Bay receivers, I think that Jordy Nelson will have the biggest night with over 100 yards and at least one touchdown. I’ll take the over on at least 50% players that wear sleeves, even though all football players try to be macho like it proves something. The Packers move on to the divisional round. San Francisco 24, Green Bay 27

So now that we’ve taken care of the picks this weekend, let’s take a look at my predictions for the entire postseason. Before the year I took Denver to win the Lombardi Trophy...will I keep my pick the same?

AFC                                                                                             NFC

6 SD     27                            5 KC      17                                     6 NO     20                                   5 SF      24
3 CIN   14                            4 IND   24                                     3 PHI   31                                    4 GB     27

6 SD      24                          4 IND    23                                    4 GB     23                                   3 PHI    27
1 DEN   34                          2 NE      27                                     1 SEA   20                                   2 CAR   20


                      2 NE     31                                                                                      4 GB     31
                      1 DEN   34                                                                                     3 PHI   24


                                                                              Super Bowl

                                                                             1  DEN     31
                                                                             3  GB       27

Yes I will. I’m still picking the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl, although that is hardly an objective pick. Firstly, I’ve had the Broncos winning it all since August, and they have done nothing to make me want to change my mind. Peyton Manning has had the greatest statistical season ever by a quarterback, and it’s hard to bet against that, even given his playoff track record and the recent loss of Von Miller. The NFC side of the playoff picture is much more interesting, as I do think the Green Bay Packers will make it to the Super Bowl now that Aaron Rodgers is back and ready to roll. I think that they will shock the world and take out the Seattle Seahawks in round two, and will meet the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC Championship Game after the latter upsets the Carolina Panthers. I would love for the Panthers to get to the Super Bowl, but although they had a great season, I don’t think they have enough offensive weapons to make it there in Cam Newton’s first postseason. The Broncos will defeat the Pack in Giants Stadium in an offensive showdown between the two premiere quarterbacks in the NFL. I feel that it is now or never for Peyton Manning to win his second ring, because he will never be as good again as he was this year. Go Broncos, and good luck to all your teams this weekend. Happy 2014, and Happy Playoffs.

Lock of the Week: IND (+1.5)

Performance of the Week: LeSean McCoy, Aaron Rodgers, Robert Mathis

Surprise of the Week: Chargers over Bengals!